Gwyneth Paltrow Twat Candle

Sorry For The Things I Said When I Didn’t Have Electricity Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY:

This Candle Can Illuminate But May Not Prevent You From Talking Smack If Shit Gets Real.

Net proceeds of this candle will go directly to individuals who are still in need from Hurricane Ida.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the wonderful aroma of Goop founder’s vagine.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. Doesn’t actually mean to smell like anything in particular as it’s a palm wax candle. All rights to images are my own.*

We Can Do Hard Things Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the phrase of 2020. 

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed.

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

“New Orleans isn’t a city, it’s an outdoor mental asylum located on top of a giant sponge”. Prayer Candle

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. You may not actually survive even if you light it. All rights to images are my own.*