My Blood is Palestinian Prayer Altar Candle

Sorry For The Things I Said When I Didn’t Have Electricity Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY:

This Candle Can Illuminate But May Not Prevent You From Talking Smack If Shit Gets Real.

Net proceeds of this candle will go directly to individuals who are still in need from Hurricane Ida.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the wonderful aroma of Goop founder’s vagine.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. Doesn’t actually mean to smell like anything in particular as it’s a palm wax candle. All rights to images are my own.*

This smells like Gwyneth Paltrows Twat Candle.

 Candle featuring the wonderful aroma of Goop founder’s vagine.

*This candle is satire. Doesn’t actually smell like you know what, the candle is scented with Cashmere Coco Butter or Fresh Eucalyptis . All rights to images are my own.*

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

No One is Free Until We Are All Free 🍉 Prayer Saint Candle

Reminder the Promo Code: ROLLA gets you a BOGO Free and the sales all go to a go fund me helping 21 family members flee Gaza.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" purple altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Happy Birthday to our buddy, Joshua Starkman!

This man is the patron saint of smiles, good times and all things music.

50% of the sales of this candle goes to the Louisiana Abortion Fund, which is most of the net profit as shipping and labor take up the other 50%. 

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Back of Candle Prayer:

Our Joshua Who Art In New Orleans

Great Be Thy Day, thy music come, thy riffs be done, in the Big Easy as it is in heaven

Give us our daily smile and forgive us for our days not great

And lead us not into bad vibes, but deliver us from doom scrolling

For thine is the jazzfest, and the shred, and the “yah baby”, for ever!

And let us say, “Nailed It!”, HAVE A GREAT DAY! We love you!!

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. You may not actually survive even if you light it. All rights to images are my own.*