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Sorry For The Things I Said When I Didn’t Have Electricity Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY:

This Candle Can Illuminate But May Not Prevent You From Talking Smack If Shit Gets Real.

Net proceeds of this candle will go directly to individuals who are still in need from Hurricane Ida.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the wonderful aroma of Goop founder’s vagine.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. Doesn’t actually mean to smell like anything in particular as it’s a palm wax candle. All rights to images are my own.*

We Can Do Hard Things Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the phrase of 2020. 

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed.

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

“New Orleans isn’t a city, it’s an outdoor mental asylum located on top of a giant sponge”. Prayer Candle

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. You may not actually survive even if you light it. All rights to images are my own.*

Love Your City Mardi Gras Indiana and Krewe of Red Beans Collaboration Devotional Prayer Candle

If you’d like a different city displayed on the candle, you can mention it in the cart section comment box BEFORE you get to checkout. If you don’t see it feel free to reach out to MoseMaryandme@gmail.com

A little bit more about Where your money is going (Shipping included just means MM&M covers shipping which is usually $8-12 per candle due to weight.):
Feed the Second Line seeks to provide food-love and employment to our culture-bearers: musicians, Mardi Gras Indians, Social Aid & Pleasure Club members, artists, and other cultural figures in the New Orleans community. We pair older, more vulnerable musicians and artists with their younger counterparts to assist them with shopping for their groceries and household needs. The benefits are two-fold: providing much needed groceries for free to the venerated culture-bearers of our great city, with contactless delivery to protect them from public exposure during the pandemic, while providing employment to the younger generation losing weeks, possibly months, of paying gigs.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

 But Hey, Bitches Get Stuff Done Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the words of our future president.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Over-Educated Under-Loved Millennial Lavender Scented Candle  

A portion of the proceeds goes to the New Orleans Abortion Fund

7 ounces

* A fully tested scented candle
* Vegan & cruelty-free
* Natural wax, pure fragrance, cotton wick 
* 200ml size, 165g fill weight, 45hr burn time
* height is ~84mm, with a diameter of ~70.5mm

Placement may vary slightly as these labels are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

Limited Edition Supply 

We’re in a pandemic, the government is out of assistance money, it feels like end of days... and all I got was this ridiculous prayer candle.

$5 of each candle sold goes to Feed New Orleans Second Line. So it’s helping people survive. And in a worst case apocalypse scenario, this puppy can stay lit for days. So it could help you survive. And it’s.... satire? Who knows... but it would look great on your mantle.

A little bit more about Where your money is going (Shipping included just means MM&M covers shipping which is usually $8-12 per candle due to weight.):
Feed the Second Line seeks to provide food-love and employment to our culture-bearers: musicians, Mardi Gras Indians, Social Aid & Pleasure Club members, artists, and other cultural figures in the New Orleans community. We pair older, more vulnerable musicians and artists with their younger counterparts to assist them with shopping for their groceries and household needs. The benefits are two-fold: providing much needed groceries for free to the venerated culture-bearers of our great city, with contactless delivery to protect them from public exposure during the pandemic, while providing employment to the younger generation losing weeks, possibly months, of paying gigs.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. You may not actually survive even if you light it. All rights to images are my own.*

I Saw What You Did Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

My Body My Choice Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

A Portion of proceeds goes to the New Orleans Abortion Fund.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

 “Fuck This Fuck That Fuck It All Fuck 2020” Devotional Prayer Saint CandleTall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the sentiment of the year.  

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Hurricane Season Survival Prayer Candle

BLESSES: The Rains Down in Africa & The Levee System

WARDS OFF: Jim Cantore & Cones of Uncertainty

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: Light This Shit Up & Say a Prayer

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

This smells like Gwyneth Paltrows Twat Candle.

 Candle featuring the wonderful aroma of Goop founder’s vagine.

*This candle is satire. Doesn’t actually smell like you know what, the candle is scented with Cashmere Coco Butter or Fresh Eucalyptis . All rights to images are my own.*

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

Ah, Men Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" purple altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

We did it! We survived 2020, albeit filled with anxiety.   

$5 of each candle sold goes to Feed New Orleans Second Line. So it’s helping people survive. And in a worst case apocalypse scenario, this puppy can stay lit for days. So it could help you survive. And it’s.... satire? Who knows... but it would look great on your mantle. It’s three fold survival wonderfulness.

A little bit more about Where your money is going (Shipping included just means MM&M covers shipping which is usually $8-12 per candle due to weight.):
Feed the Second Line seeks to provide food-love and employment to our culture-bearers: musicians, Mardi Gras Indians, Social Aid & Pleasure Club members, artists, and other cultural figures in the New Orleans community. We pair older, more vulnerable musicians and artists with their younger counterparts to assist them with shopping for their groceries and household needs. The benefits are two-fold: providing much needed groceries for free to the venerated culture-bearers of our great city, with contactless delivery to protect them from public exposure during the pandemic, while providing employment to the younger generation losing weeks, possibly months, of paying gigs.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Tots and Pears Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle to send good juju to someone without all that over religious feeling. Make your friends laugh by sending them tots and pears.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.