Joshua Starkman Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

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Happy Birthday to our buddy, Joshua Starkman!

This man is the patron saint of smiles, good times and all things music.

50% of the sales of this candle goes to the Louisiana Abortion Fund, which is most of the net profit as shipping and labor take up the other 50%. 

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Back of Candle Prayer:

Our Joshua Who Art In New Orleans

Great Be Thy Day, thy music come, thy riffs be done, in the Big Easy as it is in heaven

Give us our daily smile and forgive us for our days not great

And lead us not into bad vibes, but deliver us from doom scrolling

For thine is the jazzfest, and the shred, and the “yah baby”, for ever!

And let us say, “Nailed It!”, HAVE A GREAT DAY! We love you!!

 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. You may not actually survive even if you light it. All rights to images are my own.*

Joshua Starkman Devotional Prayer Saint Candle
Joshua Starkman Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

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Rose
LOVE SPELL

My name is Rose. I am really pleased with this service. I am one of those people who said, “I’ll never call a psychic or a magician or whatever” to help me with my problems – least of all my love problems, but I reached the point where I knew I needed some guidance, and I’m so glad I found this man called Dr. Landy. I never in a million years would have thought I’d be writing a letter like this, but when I nearly lost Andrew in one of our stupid, fights (he broke up with me), I thought I had lost everything. I cry all day and think that he will never come back to me again. I read a testimony by a man called Landy about him saying how Dr. Landy helps her to get back her EX husband  within 48 hours. I quickly emailed him. and also get back my husband with his love spell. And when I was at my most desperate, he didn’t take advantage of me. You performed a very good service for a person in true need. I don’t know how you did it, or how this magic works, but all I know is, IT WORKS!! Andrew, my husband and I are happily back together, and I’ll always be grateful to Dr. Landy  email  him for any kind of help is very capable and reliable for help landylovespell @ gmail . com or landylovespell @ yahoo . com  Website Link:  landylovespell.weebly.com

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Rose
Love spell

This is a testimony that I will tell everyone to hear. i have been married four 4 years and on the fifth year of my marriage, another woman had a spell to take my lover away from me and my husband left me and the kids and we have suffered for 2 years until i meant a post where this man Dr, Landy have helped someone and i decided to give him a try to help me bring my love Husband home and believe me i just send my picture to him and that of my husband and after 48 hours as he have told me, i saw a car drove into the house and behold it was my husband and he have come to me and the kids and that is why i am happy to make every one of you in similar to met with this man and have your lover back to your self His email: { landylovespell @ gmail . com } or { landylovespell @ yahoo . com } Website Link: https://landylovespell.weebly.com/

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Rose
Love spell

This is a testimony that I will tell everyone to hear. i have been married four 4 years and on the fifth year of my marriage, another woman had a spell to take my lover away from me and my husband left me and the kids and we have suffered for 2 years until i meant a post where this man Dr, Landy have helped someone and i decided to give him a try to help me bring my love Husband home and believe me i just send my picture to him and that of my husband and after 48 hours as he have told me, i saw a car drove into the house and behold it was my husband and he have come to me and the kids and that is why i am happy to make every one of you in similar to met with this man and have your lover back to your self His email: { landylovespell @ gmail . com } or { landylovespell @ yahoo . com } Website Link: https://landylovespell.weebly.com/

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Rose
Love spell

This is a testimony that I will tell everyone to hear. i have been married four 4 years and on the fifth year of my marriage, another woman had a spell to take my lover away from me and my husband left me and the kids and we have suffered for 2 years until i meant a post where this man Dr, Landy have helped someone and i decided to give him a try to help me bring my love Husband home and believe me i just send my picture to him and that of my husband and after 48 hours as he have told me, i saw a car drove into the house and behold it was my husband and he have come to me and the kids and that is why i am happy to make every one of you in similar to met with this man and have your lover back to your self His email: { landylovespell @ gmail . com } or { landylovespell @ yahoo . com } Website Link: https://landylovespell.weebly.com/

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Andrew Smith
Have a great day!

This amazing candle was delivered promptly and adds a calming HAGD vibe to this jazzfest dad's home office, much appreciated!


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