Our patron saint who is in the middle of bringing down one of the most powerful men in the world who was a 60 something year old man that used his power to coerce a 26 year old into having 90 seconds of disappointing sex. America loves you!!!
My boss is headed off to sabbatical with a candle to burn every time she thinks of it. And she's kind of a pyro going to the beach, so that's gonna be pretty frequent. Thanks so much - she was thrilled. St. Brandi will probably have to have wax and wick added in the future because she is going to be lit!