All Products

Sorry For The Things I Said When I Didn’t Have Electricity Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY:

This Candle Can Illuminate But May Not Prevent You From Talking Smack If Shit Gets Real.

Net proceeds of this candle will go directly to individuals who are still in need from Hurricane Ida.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

San Francisco 49ers Devotional Prayer Saint Candles

Choice of: 

Jimmy Garoppolo

Kyle Shanahan

Robbie Gould

Richard Sherman

Nick Bosa

George Kittle

Or full set

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saints of San Fran. 

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Praise them!

Dave Matthews Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Crashing into Me.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Tyler The Creator Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of EARFQUAKE.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Pedro Pascal Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint Of The Mandalorian.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Willie Nelson Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Country Rock.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

I have a dream that one day this candle will sit on your mantle and people will love it.

Joe Burrow Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of LSU Football.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Praise him!

DENY.

DEFEND.

DEPOSE.

Billie Eilish Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of the Charts.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Betty White  Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of the Golden Girls.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Dave Chappelle Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Comedy.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Jeff Goldblum Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Cool.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Tom Petty Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Wildflowers.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Praise Petty!

Post Malone Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint Stoney.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Taylor and Travis Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saints of Cuffing Season.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Bob Ross Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of painting.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

The Luminary Free Luigi Altar Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Adjustments.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Harry Styles Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Hotness.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Celine Dion Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of My Heart will Go On.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Joe Burrow Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of the Bengals.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Praise him!

Choices are:

• Mark Dantonio from Michigan State
• Tom Izzo from Michigan State
• Woody Hayes from Ohio State
• Urban Meyer from Ohio State
• Jim Harbaugh from Michigan
• Bo Schembechler
• Hayden Fry from Iowa
• Kirk Ferentz from Iowa

Devotional Prayer Saint Candle, just mark your choice in the comment section of the order. If you want a coach not mentioned here, my customs are $30 with shipping included.

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of the Big 10.  

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Patrick Mahomes Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Kansas City Chiefs.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Anthony Fauci Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Reason amidst Chaos.

$5 of every order goes to The Krewe Of Red Beans Go Fund Me to Feed Healthcare Workers and Keep New Orleans Restaurants in Buisness. Read more about it here:

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/new-orleans-coronavirus-krewe-red-beans

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Praise Him!

Thom Yorke Devotional Prayer Pillar Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring The Patron Saint of Fake Plastic Trees.

There is also an older edition available as seen the the later pictures. If you would like the design with the red cap, please write that in the notes at checkout.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Praise Thom!

Ru Paul Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of You Betta Work.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Praise her!

Heather McMahan Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Comedy.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Justin Bieber Devotional Prayer Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the Patron Saint of Pop.   

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Devotional Prayer Saint Candle

Tall white altar/ prayer candle featuring the wonderful aroma of Goop founder’s vagine.

The image is photoshopped then printed and pasted to a traditional "7 day" white altar candle. Placement may vary slightly as these are hand-cut and placed. 

Please exercise caution when handling the candles and in general keep them in moderate conditions. While sturdy, ultimately these are art prints and are not able to withstand moist hot conditions.

If you are interested in custom orders, making a larger order, or have any questions feel free to message me.

*This candle is satire. Doesn’t actually mean to smell like anything in particular as it’s a palm wax candle. All rights to images are my own.*