{"product_id":"tactical-foolery-tote","title":"Tactical Foolery Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTactical Foolery Tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor carrying groceries, library books, art supplies, existential questions, and the occasional spark of revolution.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTactical Foolery Tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a durable black canvas carryall for agents of sacred nonsense, everyday mischief, and practical whimsy. Featuring a distressed chartreuse jester insignia, it quietly signals that while the times may be serious, you have no intention of becoming rigid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpacious enough for daily adventures yet light enough to keep by the door, this tote is equally at home at the farmers market, a protest, a poetry reading, a community meeting, or a spontaneous detour into wonder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable black canvas construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 13” x 15”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReusable and machine washable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLong shoulder straps for comfortable carrying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChartreuse “Tactical Foolery Tote” design on front\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by The Luminary \u0026amp; Co.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eField Notes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay attract storytellers, tricksters, artists, weird little saints, and people who ask unusually good questions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes preparedness looks like canned goods.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd sometimes it looks like remembering how to laugh. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Luminary and Co. ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51232856441138,"sku":null,"price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1634\/5045\/files\/IMG_9327.heic?v=1780078386","url":"https:\/\/theluminaryandco.com\/products\/tactical-foolery-tote","provider":"The Luminary and Co. ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}