{"product_id":"emergency-foolery-kit-digital-version","title":"Emergency Foolery Kit Digital Version Only","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex h-svh w-screen flex-col\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative z-0 flex min-h-0 w-full flex-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex min-h-0 w-full flex-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"@container\/main relative flex min-w-0 flex-1 flex-col -translate-y-[calc(env(safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)\/2)] pt-[calc(env(safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)\/2)]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-scroll-root=\"\" class=\"@w-sm\/main:[scrollbar-gutter:var(--stage-scroll-gutter)] touch:[scrollbar-width:none] group\/scroll-root relative flex min-h-0 min-w-0 flex-1 flex-col [scrollbar-gutter:stable] not-print:overflow-x-clip not-print:overflow-y-auto group-data-stream-active\/scroll-root:[overflow-anchor:none] scroll-pt-(--header-height) [--sticky-padding-top:var(--header-height)] [--sticky-padding-bottom:0px] 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whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-section-id=\"10vvm1q\" data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"460\"\u003eThis version is just the digital downloads of the kit which includes:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003ePrinted Foolery Materials\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7gssgq\" data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1047\"\u003eFoolery Assessment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14ficff\" data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eFoolery Fortune Teller (cootie catcher)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"99gnc5\" data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003eFool Outbreak Protocol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"99gnc5\" data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003eLicense to Fool \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"99gnc5\" data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003eFool Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1w3yj93\" data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003e34 Tiny Absurdities for the Long-Term Whimsy Fund\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1w3yj93\" data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003eThe Fool Protocol Manual (Listed in detail below)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003eThe Fool Protocol Manual (10 pages)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1322\"\u003eA pocket-sized field guide for navigating late-stage civilization with humor, tenderness, and strategic nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1334\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3cq5ku\" data-start=\"1334\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003eWelcome to the Department of Sacred Nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c5jo5\" data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003eSigns of Excessive Rigidity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1y371p9\" data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003eOfficial Foolery Decree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ilpfds\" data-start=\"1437\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eLevels of Foolery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gatgab\" data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003eRhythmic Re-Regulation Procedure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vdvbsb\" data-start=\"1492\" data-end=\"1534\"\u003eEmergency Declaration of Sacred Nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hn0p8i\" data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003eJester’s Privilege Information\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1fnvhoo\" data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eImproviser’s Field Guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1647vyg\" data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1612\"\u003eMake-Believe Scavenger Hunt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1e8ap3m\" data-start=\"1613\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003eFinal Transmission\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"10naq8u\" data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003eWhat Is This, Exactly?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1773\"\u003eThe Emergency Foolery Kit™ was created for anyone who feels overwhelmed by the seriousness of modern life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eWhether you're navigating burnout, doomscrolling, an existential spiral, or simply forgetting that you are a wildly improbable being on a spinning rock in space, this kit offers a playful invitation to loosen your grip and re-enter the world with curiosity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2034\" data-end=\"2052\"\u003eIt is equal parts:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2053\" data-end=\"2156\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ww8mdg\" data-start=\"2053\" data-end=\"2077\"\u003eNervous system support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c7t4pn\" data-start=\"2078\" data-end=\"2098\"\u003eTrickster medicine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b84ff0\" data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2119\"\u003ePortable absurdity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w5lq1i\" data-start=\"2120\" data-end=\"2156\"\u003eContraband for a collapsing empire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1vdrhtn\" data-start=\"2163\" data-end=\"2175\"\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2176\" data-end=\"2366\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5mvxsi\" data-start=\"2176\" data-end=\"2190\"\u003eOver-thinkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rbrv3o\" data-start=\"2191\" data-end=\"2218\"\u003eRecovering perfectionists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1s1hmk9\" data-start=\"2219\" data-end=\"2261\"\u003eTherapists, artists, and 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