{"product_id":"emergency-foolery-kit-bag-only","title":"Emergency Foolery Kit  (Bag Only)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmergency Foolery Kit (Bag Only)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA compact field kit for moments of excessive seriousness, existential turbulence, and unexpected encounters with reality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmergency Foolery Kit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e pouch is designed to hold the tools, talismans, and tiny absurdities required for maintaining one’s sense of humor during uncertain times. Made from durable black canvas and emblazoned with the official insignia of Tactical Foolery, it serves as both a storage vessel and a public declaration that rigidity is not your preferred survival strategy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall enough to travel anywhere and roomy enough for life’s essential nonsense, it fits easily into a backpack, tote bag, glove compartment, or desk drawer—ready whenever conditions require a strategic deployment of play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable black canvas construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 9.8” × 5” × 2”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSecure zippered closure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight and portable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReusable and easy to clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChartreuse Emergency Foolery Kit design on front\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned by The Luminary \u0026amp; Co.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuggested Uses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCarrying tiny absurdities\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStoring emergency morale supplies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHousing secret plans for joy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmuggling wonder across hostile territory\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGeneral preparedness for living in interesting times\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Repeated use may result in spontaneous laughter, reduced reverence for unnecessary authority, and an increased ability to find beauty in ridiculous places.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Luminary and Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51232874758450,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1634\/5045\/files\/IMG_9325.heic?v=1780078951","url":"https:\/\/theluminaryandco.com\/products\/emergency-foolery-kit-bag-only","provider":"The Luminary and Co. ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}